1. Married Man = Man x Marriage 2. "Marriage is the tomb of love" so, Marriage = Tomb 3. To make a tomb, you need Money and Time. so, Tomb = Money x Time 4. "Time is Money". so, Tomb = (Money)^2 5. Man makes money for his woman. so, Man = Money x Woman 6. Woman = Problems as previous proof, so Man = Money x Problems 7. Therefore, Married Man = (Money)^2 x (Money x Problems) 8. As is "Money is the root of all problems", Money = √Problems Result: Married Man = Problems x √Problems x Problems = (Problems)^2 x √Problems = (√Problems)^5 As sentence, Married Man is the 5 times multiplied root of all problems. Log in to Reply
흠.. 이건 유머라고 하기엔 정치적으로 좀 올바르지 않은걸요 -_-a
음..명쾌하네요…^^ 그동안 증명하고 싶었으나 근거가 없었는데 유용하게 써먹을(?) 수 있겠네요…ㅎㅎ 잘 보고 갑니다.
이해가 쏙쏙. 학교에서도
수학을 이렇게 가르쳐 줬으면 잘했을텐데….
오와~ 여자 = 문제 를 수학공식으로 증명하다니^^ 조금 위험할수도 ㅋㅋ
@laziel – 2008/04/26 22:04
그렇군요.. 결국 남자는 결혼을 하면 안된다는? ㅋ
@정윤호 – 2008/04/25 14:24
미안. 건 그렇구 함 오삼.
1. Married Man = Man x Marriage
2. "Marriage is the tomb of love" so, Marriage = Tomb
3. To make a tomb, you need Money and Time. so, Tomb = Money x Time
4. "Time is Money". so, Tomb = (Money)^2
5. Man makes money for his woman. so, Man = Money x Woman
6. Woman = Problems as previous proof, so Man = Money x Problems
7. Therefore, Married Man = (Money)^2 x (Money x Problems)
8. As is "Money is the root of all problems", Money = √Problems
Result:
Married Man
= Problems x √Problems x Problems
= (Problems)^2 x √Problems
= (√Problems)^5
As sentence, Married Man is the 5 times multiplied root of all problems.